Wednesday, April 30, 2008
isteri berang -- apa masalah abang ni, tiap-tiap malam kencing dalam mimpi, apa ke heh nyerr!
selepas hari ke-7, si isteri dapat satu idea (suaminya masih lagi kencing malam!!!)
suami ceria -- habis, darling nak suruh abang minta apa?
suami ceria -- ok!
malam tu, dalam tidur si suami mimpi jumpa syaitan, dan ajak si suami berjalan-jalan...
suami lurus -- syaitan, malam ni aku tak mau pi toilet...
syaitan -- awat nyerr... habis hang mau apa?
suami lurus -- ni bini aku pesan ni, kalau jumpa hang jangan mintak nak pi toilet lagi...
syaitan -- awat lagu tuuu, hangpa suami isteri mau apa?
--(tajudin: maaf, saya mencelah, syaitan ni bukan asal kedah/penang ye... orang kedah/penang jangan le marah pulak...kebetulan je ni..hangpa jangan le dok boikot blog aku ni...)--
suami lurus -- bini aku pesan, suruh minta kat syaitan emas banyak-banyak...
syaitan -- oooo, baik baik. hang dah tak mau pi toilet noooo, tak pe tak pe. hangpa nak kaya, meh ikut aku pi bukit emas.
syaitan pun tunjukkan sebongkah emas yang berkilat bersinar yang kalau dijual berharga million million dollar!
suami lurus -- yahooo! pakcik kayaaaa!
syaitan -- kawanku yang baik, hang ambil lah bongkah emas ni bawak balik, dan share le sama bini hang...
suami lurus -- ooo syaitan, thank you thank you! you are my best friend!
syaitan -- ok bro, aku chiow dulu...
angkat punya angkat punya angkat.....
sampai lah dia terkencing, terkincit dan terberak!!!! (maaf, bahasa kurang elok..)
abangggggggggggggggg!!! bangunnnnnnn!!!!!! bau apa ni... ya Allah, yang abang terberak terkencing atas katil ni buat apa!!!!!!!!!!! &^%&*!@$%%*!!!
moral: tengok tu, camana syaitan punya ranjau... jauhkan diri kita semua daripada di"kencing" syaitan!!!
(cerita di atas tiada kena mengena dengan yang hidup & mati)
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Many of us fly with AirAsia. A few of my friends are still attached to AirAsia (stewardess ke?). Some are involved in airline industry while most have moved on (but, keep updating themselves)...we do keep in touch.
Share some pic on AirAsia c-r-a-s-h >>> more story here. Good article, Tzy Wen!
Monday, April 28, 2008
Apakah lambang kepahlawanan
Jiwa penjajah diserap
Jari telunjuk dituruti
Panduan jelas disepak ke tepi
Pemimpin pada kuasa
Orang kampung pada tanah
Perempuan pada anak
Si kaya pada harta
Helang pada mata
Gagak pada paruh
Si cantik pada tubuh badan
Harimau ku tidak bertaring lagi
Kucing pun sudah mulai mengaum
btw, my "unplugged" preference still goes to M.Nasir and Nirvana, they are superb!
And, guess what! Met Maria Tunku Sabri (TV3 host for Jalan-Jalan Cari Makan) and Jeyna (my x-office mate) together with their babies… Chitchatted with Jeyna for a while, updating each other on almost everything happened for the past 2 years (in 15 minutes! …Ni hao ma..).
Maria and Jeyna, hope your babies get well soon and take good care of them!
(…and me too, shall take good care of our maid (almost 8 years with us)).
Saturday, April 26, 2008
you watch too much Cat-Dog kartun! (I posed a question back to him) if a cat were to marry a dog, do you know what will happen? (--should you have no exact answer, why don't try this tactic huh--). They will quarrel! Yes exactly, they will quarrel everyday and one will be killed! Perrhhh…
i often watch CatDog, Sin Chan, Doreamon and other kids programs, but I don’t give full concentration (ye ke…entah-entah you yang lebih...). We may realize that the kids learn more from the story than the moral behind it. That's why we need to join them watching cartoons (ha ha ha.. don’t forget to tell your wife that you feel deeply regret – can’t join and help her to clean the room(s) or kitchen or toilet or aircond etc etc) time to educate our children…..sit together with them (..your favourite cartoon is on air now..!) -- and try to explain that this is not good, that one is really bad attitude, don’t do that, don’t believe that and don’t imagine you can be Ninja Turtle or Detective Conan!
Like what happened this afternoon, he asked me, where can we get krabbypatties (did I spell it correct?) and krustykrab?
So, Burger King – these should be your new products!
Friday, April 25, 2008
“Rimba” of Enstek is the latest residential development by TH-Properties.
In conjuction with the launch, Enstek will be having a family carnival which includes futsal game, exhibition, lucky draw and a concert by celebrities (including Misha Omar and Adibah Noor). The event, scheduled to open by 11.30 am, is expected to end by 6.30 pm. All are invited to view “Rimba” and to participate in the family carnival.
“Rimba” has a very unique nice design. TH is selling somewhere around RM280,000 (intermediate/free hold with land size 26’x80’ & built-up 2,320 sqft). Do you think “Rimba” is a good buy? You have to see it and feel it, for details, you may call/email Pn. Rosmah Mahmood – orang kuat TH-Properties’ Brand, Marketing & Communication at 017-3895491 / email@example.com.
OK, see you all on Sunday @ Enstek Sepang. Below are some photos snapped during the preview today. (Pn. Rosmah - tqvm!)
RIMBA to be launched this Sunday
taman dalam rumah (belakang/kanan)
actually dalam master bedroom,
the toilet applies "open concept" - yahooo.....
yang ni cantik & unik!
as we are aware, our daily life brings us closer to our end - that is our death. it will come after us, anytime at anywhere. our grave, no matter we like it or not, is waiting for us. all will die - no exception. there is no way one can escape - no dispute.
Every soul shall have a taste of death in the end to Us shall you be brought back. Al-Ankabut:57
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The surgery has been put on hold. The doctor’s final check prior to the surgery had found positive improvement to his hernia. It means his current condition is OK without surgery.
I know he made a few visits to our village “doctor” (ha ha dukun le…..tukang urut!). But I’m not so sure whether this doctor’s deep massage therapy has helped him “back to normal”.
At first, I don’t have any knowledge about hernia, but based on the conversation with him (after his frequent consultations with specialist/doctor) it seems that hernia can occur to all, male and female & also to kids (with the ratio 9 (male) to 1). Among factors that contribute to hernia include family history (hereditary -- aaahhh), premature birth (born too soon – sooner than normal/expected), job/occupation (due to long standing and/or heavy physical work), chronic cough (due to smoking) and chronic constipation, and excess weight.
Insya-Allah, will help my family and children to reduce hernia’s contributing factors, except that we can’t undo history...
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Revisit at 10.10pm - I remember listening to views/comment made by one top figure politician (very recent @ on TV. He is not No. 1, neither No. 2 nor No. 3 -- I do hope one of you watched this interview too. I’m not posting verbatim here – only the “intention”)
He said if he were to handle one big project which is very viable in the first place but unfortunately, over the years/months the fund is somehow not there/ready and/or something goes wrong (unpredicted), so what he will do is that (either one or take it all!)
a. drag/delay the project – give reason/excuse -- we need to explore or to study further (there is a need for second (and third) thorough study)
b. blame third party (or if any, the fourth, the fifth so on…) for causing some backlog which subsequently delay the whole project. (Here, we need another tactic i.e. kautim management)
c. review priority list (!) – the 1st priority has changed! (ye lah kan, may be due to the weather, the attitude, the public awareness etc)
So, what a coincidence! Learn the skill....
_____News from Bernama___
April 22, 2008 13:05 PM
Second Penang Bridge Delayed Due To Land Issue And Rising Costs
KUALA LUMPUR, April 22 (Bernama) -- Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said the construction of the Second Penang Bridge will be delayed following problems getting the allocated land, the best design and increasing building costs."Several matters have delayed its construction. Firstly in getting the land that had been allocated for building the bridge."Secondly, there is a need to ensure that the given design is the most suitable and also the issue of cost where there may be changes due to increased prices," he told reporters after officiating the Asia-Europe Culture Ministers Meeting here Tuesday.Abdullah said this when asked on why the building of the bridge was being reviewed under the Ninth Malaysia Plan (9MP).Several projects under the 9MP are also being reviewed, he said.The building of the 24-km bridge linking Batu Kawan in Seberang Perai south and Batu Maung on the island has been receiving criticisms from various parties for its delay.The original agreement between UEM Group Bhd and its consortium partner China Harbour Engineering Company (CHEC) has been extended for nine months to provide more negotiation time for them to reach an agreement that will be same with the original deal.Earlier, UEM had given the guarantee that the building of the Second Penang Bridge will be smooth and completed as scheduled in 2011.The bridge will be the longest in Malaysia and South East Asia once it is completed.Last year, Malaysia and China signed a loan facility worth RM2.7 billion for the building of the bridge. The parties involved were the Government of Malaysia, Exim Bank from China and Bank Pembangunan (Malaysia) Bhd.-- BERNAMA
Lepas pintu ditutup, nyonya tengok keliling. Tiba-tiba nyonya jadi marah! Terus dia jerit pada pelayan hotel itu -- Elo, sekius me ahh, lu ingat wa sulah tua ahh,mali kampung ahhh, tala tau luluk hotel ka, ini milik manyak kicik, TB tada, katil pun tada, lu mau tipu olang ka..gila punya olang!
Monday, April 21, 2008
Journey hours KL - Pt. Jawa, Muar is about 3 hours (normal drive by Kelisa – Limited Edition, even if you drive Porsche Cayenne Turbo too, you can’t reach Pt. Jawa by 1 hour – you know la Muar trunk road -- bumpy, many holes, got cow/chicken/cat crossing road everywhere….bicyle/trishaw some more).
on record, we have so many personalities from Muar who very proud of this town i.e Tun Datuk Dr.Hj Awang Hassan, ulama-ulama and tokoh-tokoh agama, Nash & Lefthanded, Nana, Ramlah Ram etc and not to forget - Parameswara, Sultan Mansur Shah & Sultan Ali!....
and just for info (before I wrap up this topic) Muar is actually the land of Johor MBs (Mentri Besar - present and past) and the land of Malaysia’s PM-in-waiting (don't know when but wait and see..)
The debate (and court/legal terms whatsoever) was over. So for now, all we can do, being concerned citizens of Malaysia, is to pray hard for the decision to be favourable to us. Pray for the best, and pray for the wisdom too. That’s all we can do.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Terasa nyaman menyedut udara, segar
Di tebing kuala ini
Melihat sibuknya para nelayan bertukar pendapat
Sambil menyedut rokok daun bersilih hembus
Deruan tongkang sampan keluar masuk, pesta bunyian
Dan memunggah hasil tangkapan, sukar dinilai
Pokok nipah dan bakau menghalang
Jarak pandangan tersekat dari tersebar, lebih jauh ke tengah
Dicemari silau bias matahari petang
Dan aku akan merinduimu
Seperti rindunya aku akan kampung halaman
Dan keluarga tercinta
Entah bila kan bertemu semula
1993 - mengenang rakan baik yang tinggal di Kuala Sepetang
malu tersenyum simpul bila terumum
juara segala ratu di situ
hai tersenyum mak sodah
hati pun gumbira
ibu beranak empat
siapa yang tidak cemburu
siapa yang tidak cemburu buta
semua ketawa gumbira
tapi dalam hati
dara yang bertanding pun kalah jua
KERANA KESILAPAN INI
Inginku undurkan diri sendiri
Jika itu yang dimahu, tersirat di akal merawang
Kesilapan apakah yang tidak terampun?
Tidak perlu manisan, jika itu hempedu
Bertali arus menghempas batu
Pun akan menjadi debu
Bertali arus memukul gendang
Pun akan memecahkan gegendang
Bahkan tak perlu
Dijentik air di kolah
Pun akan sampai ke lautan, arusnya
Jika diketahui hasratnya
Dihembus keluar angin di mulut
Pun akan sampai ke awan, baunya
Jika diketahui patinya
Langit tak tercapai, percayalah
Bumi tak tergali, pun percayalah
Setiap masa bukanlah bahagia
Setiap masa bukanlah derita
Tanah pun bergunung ganang
Angin pun bersepoi bahasa
Hujan pun boleh reda
Dedaun pun tumbuh semula
Masakan nasi menjadi bubur
Lambat laun tiadalah sesiapa
Jika ini yang diminta
Apalagi yang dicari?
Inginku undurkan diri sendiri
Dari disanggah sebegitu sekali
Berat bahu terlentuk layu
Berat rasa terbenam sepi
my wife only knew (my passion for poems) after 11 years of marriage (sometime in 2006). itu pun kerana berhenti kerja dari ofis, semua barang kena pack bawa balik rumah. ada naskah-naskah kertas yang diikat-ikat - yang itulah helaian sajak-sajak! (apalah awak ni Din, melampau.....)
Friday, April 18, 2008
OK la, let me show you how to go to Pt. Jawa to "swallow" asam pedas! See below, Pt. Jawa is located in South-West Muar (map) -- 10-15km from Muar town.
Here, you may choose any gerai (stall), some are still wooden stalls (fisherman village, what do you expect..) some are newly-built like the one in pic. This stall is certified by Jalan-jalan Cari Makan TV3 (..ooo no wonder got TV3 logo there...) You may choose all types of fish and what portion size you prefer. Very very fresh!
And one more thing, kat Muar, you can have breakfast with satay - all types of satay! Satay perut, satay hati, satay babat, satay kambing/rusa/ayam, satay lidah, satay kulit etc etc. Breakfast satay, lunch satay, hi-tea satay, dinner satay - only in MUAR!
OK frens, don't waste time la, just take all your family (..and me) travel to Muar this weekend and enjoy yourselves!
The pic was shot just a few days before Mama Cat's tragic death; so unlucky, it was ran over by a car in front of the house.
..and, the kittens have to survive by cow's milk....
for those who still have a mother, do something good today. if she is bedside you (--you stay together la--) kiss and hug her today. and, actually you must kiss and hug her everyday! if she is not bedside you, just give her a call, it's just a phone call away anyway... get her blessing -- our mother has a great blessing in our life..
reminds me of my mom too.
Sabda Nabi s.a.w.
"Tiga doa yang paling mustajab dan tiada keraguan lagi baginya iaitu doa orang yang dianiaya, doa orang yang musafir atau dalam perjalanan, dan doa ibubapa ke atas anaknya" (Riwayat At-Tirmizi)
go get your mother now.....
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Detail: 20 April 2008 (Sunday) 9.30am>>4pm and venue=25 Jln USJ 8/2B UEP Subang Jaya (USJ). Call 03-56326462 / 56384618 / 016-9682200
I don't know the tagline for the campaign, but if i may suggest, the tag should go like this..
"you're healthy, you've good blood runs inside you, please donate some and save others!"
Bold & red in colour since we're talking about blood.... Ok, you better eat good food for 4 days and stay healthy...and, on Sunday, do come and donate, if not 1 liter, give the Bank 5 liters!
I was at PKNS-Shah Alam last week and captured the photo below - Blood Bank in action!
And it triggers me - those who avoid income taxes, you have to pay with your blood, it is compulsory to donate your blood to Blood Bank!
Otherwise, please visit Inland Revenue or fill up e-filing (click here) .
all of you should start developing the Nation. please stop kicking each other. don't spit in each other's face, please obey your master (afterall you choose him, what..) don't exchange wild punch and nasty words in front of rakyat. malu la...
let firmly be reminded (i'm afraid to use -- let me be the first to remind you -- he he) if bad attitude continue to prevail, don't get angry if rakyat were to take you as butt of their jokes....
let's move forward on the track! (and, please make sure ahh it is the right track...)
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
"Sanggup mati demi isteri Oleh Rashidi Karim (Harian
16 - KANGAR: “Saya menjerit sekuat hati meminta dia menyelamatkan diri ketika
kereta dipandunya beransur-ansur tenggelam di Terusan Arau sedalam empat
meter.“Tetapi dia asyik menoleh ke belakang untuk menyelamat sesuatu dipercayai
isteri yang duduk di belakang walaupun mampu keluar menerusi cermin sebelah
pemandu yang terbuka,” demikian kata saksi terawal, Rozwan Abdullah, 39,
menceritakan detik cemas kemalangan yang meragut nyawa sepasang suami isteri,
semalam.Dalam kejadian jam 3.15 petang itu, Mohammed Yusof, 59, bekas pengawal keselamatan dan isterinya, Esah Hashim, 52, lemas akibat kereta jenis Datsun
120Y dipandunya terjunam dalam Terusan Arau berhampiran Kampung Lat Seribu,
Simpang Empat, dekat sini.Menurut Rozwan, ketika dalam perjalanan pulang ke
rumahnya di Kampung Lat Seribu, dia melihat kereta yang dinaiki kedua-dua mangsa meluncur laju masuk dalam terusan terbabit." Detail here
Sehidup semati. Innalillah Hi Wa inna Ila Hi Rojiun - Semoga Allah merahmati pasangan suami isteri ini, Amin.
Revisit 10.15 pm. just tele-called my mom. we should also sacrifice for our mother. call her, say good things to her, take good care of her. she needs you, spend sometime with her. sacrifice.…call her, she needs you, she needs you more than your money, believe me!
"Lembaga Penapis Filem Malaysia (LPF) memberi amaran bahawa “ibu-ibu mengandung dan pengidap penyakit jantung dinasihatkan agar tidak menonton filem CONGKAK, sebuah filem terbitan MIG ”. Begitu juga dengan kanak-kanak di bawah usia 13 tahun diminta menonton bersama penjaga." - i overheard from MHI TV3 this morning.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Organic product is more expensive...he he.. why? it's due to a "demand & supply theory" or may be "good product will cost more".
If you are an organic food consumer, please update me - cost of buying, your health status, your believe, sedap ke, tawar je rasa ke etc.
Btw, how to ensure the product you consume is the real organic product? Like halal product, you can see the certified halal logo/sticker whatsoever (itu pun ada yang tipu - but at least we have JAKIM to double check if we want to). I give you two tomatoes (one is organic and the other is fully grown by chemical/pesticide). Tell me which is which!
Monday, April 14, 2008
my 10-year old son Muhammad Hanif Firdaus, when asked (by his teachers/friends/family) - dah besar nanti nak jadi apa? (he he what a question -the same words since our great grandfathers' time..long long time ago) - he wants to be either a pilot or pegawai bomba.
pilot? you wear spec la abang, how? i told him, as far as i know, a pilot is like F1 driver, your both eyes must very very perfect.
once his school PTA called a pilot (First Officer, Boeing 777-200 Malaysia Airlines (MAS) Tuan Azrul Hizam Munir) to brief schoolchildren on 'Seronok Menjadi Pilot'. During the Q&A, my son bravely asked Tuan Azrul - can pilot wears spec? - ha ha ha saya senyum je...(Bro. Azrul, tqvm for your time entertaining budak2)Muhd Hanif Firdaus - here are some nice photos from uncle Tzy Wen (..he is near to the aircraft's engine). Thanks Tzy Wen for sharing, detail visit (http://www.tzywen.com/)
...ah yang ni tersesat, nampak macam cock pit Fokker...........