Missile has got no eyes!!!

Ohhh imagine this Exocet missile struck our house during dinner/lunch with family!!! This missile has GPS receiver and can be launched as far as 180km. So what they do is they set simulate you as target and after cruising a few minutes the missile will reach @ your lap and kaboooooom! Kawan tengah sedap-sedap makan asam pedas @ Pt. Jawa Muar, boleh diseranghendap peluru berpandu yang tak bermata ini dari Kem Jugra Banting. If not mistaken, Tomahawk missile can fly for about 1,000km - 2,000km depending to its version.

gambar ikhsan Tuan Marhalim (blogroll)

...Mother-to-be & Father-to-be (pls read wokay!)

So now is wedding season (& raining/monsoon season too!!!). Reminder to all newly wed couples -- if you wish to have babies very soon, kindly "absorb" these tips (below). You may laugh as you wish but you may find some parents sometimes do stupid things. I once saw a father holding/carrying his baby with the baby's head down...sabo je la

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OK, details -- get the book -- Safe Baby Handling Tips by David and Kelly Sopp.

Dedicate this posting to bakal pengantin baru (3 couples) Kapitan opss...sori sori Kapten (U) Dzulhazmy Zainal Abidin + Ermafarahanny Abdullah Shani, Dzulhazly Zainal Abidin + Nabila Aridzuan dan juga Dzulruzainy Zainal Abidin + Afzan Edarni Abdul Fatah yang akan adakan majlisnya hujung minggu ni.

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Kapten Dzulhazmy (a.k.a Kapten Popeye) adalah Ketua Unit Search & Rescue, Pasukan Khas Tentera Udara DiRaja Malaysia (PASKAU) -- Komando Udara -- berpangkalan di Jugra, Banting. Kalau nak ingat, beliau pernah mengetuai operasi membawa keluar jenazah/heli yang terhempas di Genting Sempah Julai tahun lepas (2007).

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Juga kepada Dr. Noor Diana Hj Ismail + Mohd Iskhandar Muharam serta Halimahtun Sa'adiah Harun + Raja Ahmad Safuan Raja Hussain.

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Tak lupa yang dapat baby RHisham dan juga, Maya.

leech farming (ternakan lintah)

leech farming, anyone?

come join me on a tour to a leech farm (ternakan lintah) in Jugra, Banting -- very near to Pasukan Khas Udara (PASKAU) camp - special commando unit for Royal Malaysian Air Forces (RMAF) & also Maahad Tahfiz Sains Selangor. for info, leech is best used for medicine (thru hirudin -- active substance in leech saliva) and also for the cosmetic industry (ehem ehem..sama juga dengan cacing..)

let's guess, why fence with corrugated zinc, not normal fencing...?
pond size - 20'x60'x3' each. start-up investment cost (total & complete) for 10 ponds is RM50k ++.

harga jual lintah= RM60/kg. with 10 ponds in hand, you may sell at least 100kg/month (hmmm lazat tu...), kalau nak banyak sikit bulan tu, cedok le 200kg. kerja 2 hari seminggu (lintah tak suka bising, tak suka orang sibuk-sibuk mai datang..tak suka buat orang susah..) .

tokey busat punya (squat) is calling his anak buah.. whilst tokey separuh busat (half squat) is looking eagerly. i'm not so sure the exact words/mentera (if any) ...but i was thinking it should be like p. ramlee baca jampi mentera bukak pintu gua lerrr......

Niat Enson Mata Karji Semar Inseng (ha ha ha, tuan kamal, mu jangan marah kat kawan lerr.. dah tu je jampi yang p. ramlee pernah ajar kawan....)

so tengok tu... lintah datang terus mengejar nak jumpa tokey busat punya...

Innalillah...belut yang menjadi santapan lintah untuk darahnya. belut diternak di satu kolam khas, bukan untuk dijual, tapi untuk lintah. (tu yang timbul peribahasa LINTAH DARAT -- bloodsucker -- sedut sampai habis..). satu lagi peribahasa ialah TELINGA LINTAH.

as i said earlier, in general, leech can be used as medicine & therapy and good for migraine, arthtritis, painful joints, curing infertility, improving brain circulation, plastic surgery, blood clot, muscle tension etc.....so, you take one leech and place it somewhere to your neck and let it suck your blood...!!! (ha ha ha no lah, no no no... just kidding, you better go and ask expert ok...warning warning warning)

dah alang-alang sampai ke banting/jugra, buat promosi sikit untuk kerajaan negeri selangor -- mai datang ke pantai kelanang -- pantai yang masih berdara, berbanding dengan pantai morib dan pantai bagan lalang. infra di pantai kelanang cukup - toilet, tempat makan, camping site etc, cuma orang tak berapa tau..

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