...you are TRULY Muarian when...

(orang Muo, Muar & Muarian, those used to stay @ not-too-short stint in Muar --- ada orang suruh blog ciri-ciri/karakter/perangai orang Muar, so below are the findings - ikut citarasa/pendapat/opinion aku semata-mata...jangan marah yeop...)

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And, you are truly Muarian when you...
0...end almost your sentences with the word "ek" --->i.e. bila last sekali aku jumpa ko, ek?

1...speak fluently with all ”ar/au” changed to ”o” or ”or” i.e -- apa kabo? ada telo ulo kat luo pago. Kalo ko tak sabo alamat ko lapo...
2...know the warung sells the best mee bandung Muar in the world
3...know what is and how to eat mee siput
4...know what to respond – bila orang kata – woii, nak belanje ke?
5...know what is nasi ambang and tak terkejut kalau baru jamah segenggam dua orang dah suruh stop..
6...were asked for direction and replied -- Ko jalan tegak je, jangan belok-belok.
7...know the tallest building in Muar
8...know what to respond when being asked – kabare? Atau - wes mangan?
9...know the exact location of Kapal Si Tenggang Derhaka
10...anda tahu di mana High School Muar, Dewan Jubli Intan dan Toko Buku Manap
11...your favourite kopi is Kopi 434. And, hardcore for asam pedas too
12...can have all types of satay for breakfast, brunch, lunch, hi-ea, dinner and supper (perut/babat/daging/ayam/lidah ec), anytime, anywhere
13...said all Johor MBs must come from Muar.
14...know -- the only 8-hole golf course is in Tanjung Muar..
15...never bother – oh, kenapa kain kat Tangkak murah-murah!
16...no interest to take Sungai Muar boat cruise ride
17...(semua pelajar lelaki) suka Sekolah SAB Muar.
18...know the best school in Malaysia/Johor is located @ Tanjung Agas.
19...beri salam dan bersalaman dengan semua orang yang tengah minum di warung...(sopan sungguh bro...)
20...(Muslim) lelakinya boleh main kompang/menganyam ketupat dan perempuannya sudah khatam Al-Quran masa sekolah rendah
21...call people you meet at pasar Muar – CIKGU -- contoh -- Cikgu, ikan kembung berapa sekilo! Cikgu tak menoreh hari ni? Bila Cikgu balik haji?
22...know where to get pau kupang & ABC with telur puyuh inside.
23...avoid using Sungai Mati trunk road during second/third Hari Raya
24...know MP for Pagoh (dari aku kecik sampai dah besor masih orang yang sama...)
25...ohhh!!! you can see many high TV antenna (at shops/houses rooftop) -- especially for Chinese – nak tengok Singapore TV channel... tinggi tiang sampai 4-5 tingkat wooo...
26...still vote for dacing even the calon just a songkok (dulu dulu la... sekarang ni tak jadik dah...)
27...mesti boleh jawab gambo bawah ni kat mana?

...(indeed) i am truly Muarian!!!