Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Ceramah Umum & Perdana - Masjid Abu Bakar As-Siddiq

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1. Ceramah Umum Masjid Abu Bakar AsSiddiq
Tarikh: 2 April 2009 (Khamis)
Masa: Selepas Solat Maghrib
Tempat: Dewan Solat Masjid, SS19, Subang Jaya
Penceramah: YBhg. Dato' Kamaruddin Zakaria
Semua dijemput hadir


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2. Ceramah Perdana Masjid Abu Bakar AsSiddiq
Tarikh: 5 April 2009 (Ahad)
Masa: Selepas Solat Maghrib

Tempat: Dewan Solat Masjid, SS19, Subang Jaya
Penceramah: YBhg. Dato' Ismail Kamus
Semua dijemput hadir

Monday, March 30, 2009

Kucing Jadi Cikgu

Kami (Hanis, Hanif, Hanaa) ada bela kucing yang duduk di rumah kami dan ada beberapa ekor yang liar (datang cuma time makan) --- stray cats/alley cats. <<-- depa ni kira ahli mesyuarat tingkap/dapur. Hanaa selalu bercerita tentang kucing-kucing ini. Jom tengok beberapa perkara yang budak-budak ni pelajari dari kucing.
Ni anak kucing liar terbaru. Yang duduk belakang adalah ibunya. La ni tumpang dalam kotak duduk kat stor belakang rumah. Kecik-kecik dah garang, ada hati nak gigit orang pulak tu...
Dikongsi beberapa pelajaran dari kucing yang Hanis/Hanif/Hanaa habaq/share.
1. Kucing sentiasa sambut kita bila kita balik dari sekolah/masjid/jalan-jalan.
2. Kucing akan hantar/tengok kita bila naik bas pi sekolah.
3. Kucing tak pernah marah atau merajuk dan tak ambik hati (walaupun telinganya kena jentik).
4. Kucing tak merungut walaupun makanannya hari-hari benda yang sama.
5. Kucing takkan berak di tempat kita bagi dia makan/tidur.
6. Kucing tahu menepati janji (faham cakap orang kot?) -- Hanaa selalu cakap dengan kucing-kucing liar --- esok saya cuti, boleh datang lambat sikit jam 8.00 pagi. Diorang pun datang lebih kurang jam 8 untuk breakfast. Kadang-kadang Hanaa pesan --- kami nak keluar, lunch tak de, datang semula jam 6 petang. Jam 6, kucing tu pun berlonggok lepak kat belakang dapur...
8. Kucing bertambah manja kalau kita selalu usap/urut mereka termasuk kucing-kucing liar itu..
9. Kucing bangun awal pagi...dan kucing bukan tidur mati...
10.Kucing ni berani la, boleh tidur kat luar rumah sorang-sorang je...
11.Kucing tidak pernah merungut/mengeluh kalau sakit...


Kucing liar.
Miss Friday


Sunday, March 29, 2009

Berdangdut Dalam Masjid

Letih, letih. Dah banyak kali Imam habaq, sila matikan atau silent kan handphone bila nak solat. Kat tiang-tiang dan diletak Poster/Sticker (sumbangan TM -- Telekom Malaysia) berlambak ditampal dalam masjid yang tulis -- tiada yang lebih penting dari panggilan Ilahi.
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Apa jadi? Orang tengah solat -- tiba-tiba ntah mana punya hp berbunyi -- terpancul lagu dangdut -- apa tajuk ntah -- "...haii, jangan, coba, merayu lagi..." <<<--- saper nanyi lagu ni?
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Alahai, den rasa jamaah yang tengah solat pun terkejut tersengih dengar lagu hp hang...apa punya lagu lah orang tu download...panjang pulak tu, solat Asar, rakaat 1 dah bunyi. orang yang call try sekali lagi, bunyi lagi dangdut rakaat 2. Rakaat 4 bunyi lagi... peh berdangdut lah kita dalam masjid...
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Last week, tengah solat Asar kat satu surau, ada satu brader punya HP berbunyi main lagu Soldier of Fortune (Deep Purple). Rakaat 3 dah bunyi. Nak kata jamaah tak dengar, bohong sangat la..memang jelas bunyi guitar plucking dan suara singer. Tambah pulak semua orang tengah solat, sunyi lerrr. So memang jelas ler lagu tu terngiang-ngiang masuk telinga jamaah. Adusss. Rakaat 4 bunyi lagi. Masa nak beri salam bunyi lagiiiiii....
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Gini lah ye... saya pernah tanya satu Ustaz tentang hal HP berbunyi masa tengah solat. Ustaz tu kata berpandukan fatwa/hukum -- wajib tekan button HP tu supaya senyap bunyi HP tu. Fatwa mengambil kira hukum bila ada ular lalu tepi orang yang tengah solat -- kita wajib pukul ular itu (dalam keadaan solat diteruskan). Dalam 2 kes ini ada unsur kemudaratan kepada jamaah lain. Wallahualam.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Earth Hour & Hanaa punya kerja...

(Posting dimulakan setelah tamat Earth Hour for 1 hour 8.30pm-9.30pm (padam lampu/letrik selama 1 jam) - kat rumah sendiri memang gelap kerana pi ziarah adik di Ampat Tin. Najim/Hanaa/Hanif sibuk suruh tutup lampu dan nyalakan lilin --- tapi TV tetap jugak kena kasi on...)
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Berikut adalah koleksi hasil kerja seni Hanaa di komputer (berbulan-bulan punya kerja).
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Yang last ni, susunan manik-manik oleh Hanaa

Thursday, March 26, 2009

saper suker KJ...? tolong angkat tangan

Saya nak tau lah dan teringin sangat nak tanya orang yang baca blog ni. Ada sesapa yang telah minum atau terminum Kopi Janda @ Kopi Jantan? Betul ke khasiat dia macam yang diiklankan? Kira macam kaw-kaw gitu-gitu punya (ikut iklan tu la...). Share kasi kongsi pengalaman skit...
Kopi Janda dikeluarkan oleh Janda Product Marketing (JPM). Ikut laman webnya, antara misi utamanya adalah untuk memikul tanggungjawab sosial dengan membangunkan Janda (ibu tunggal) untuk menjadi usahawan di rumah (industri di rumah) dan bertanggungjawab memasarkan produk keluaran Janda sama ada produk makanan/minuman atau pakaian. Brand/trademark yang digunapakai ialah JANDA.
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Taglinenya --- "jemput minum Kopi Janda bang..bukan nak menggoda, cuma nak berniaga"
Lihat web Kopi Janda di SINI

Satu lagi -- nak tanya jugak khasiat Kopi Jantan. Lihat juga web Kopi Jantan di SINI
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Saya tak pernah minum dua-dua jenis kopi ni -- selalu minum Kopi 434 (kopi Muar) dan Kopi Kapal Api
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(ehem, itu TS Muhyiddin ini malam gerenti tak minum Kopi 434, mesti ajak supporters minum kopi kat Bistro/Hotel...)

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

strategi di lautan biru

Blue Ocean Strategy - How to create uncontested market space and make the competition irrelevant?
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Peh, sedap bunyi tu --- jual air ke atau jual letrik?

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Tapai Pulut Daun Getah

Masih ada lagi orang jual tapai pulut daun getah di Subang Jaya ni. Kat sekitar area Subang Jaya ni kawasan yang paling dekat dan banyak pokok getah ialah di RRI, Sungai Buloh/Subang Bestari. Daun ambik dari situ la kot gamaknya...

Monday, March 23, 2009

MASCULINE and yet FEMININE --- specially for Secretaries

Calling all Secretaries!!! --- why don't join us rafting for this 2009 Secretaries' Week. Surely Bosses don't mind if you wish to celebrate it a little bit different. Boring kan asyik-asyik dinner/luncheon.

You (Secretary): Boss, this year we want to go outdoors! Can we raft at Sungai Selangor with Brader Izni dan Taj...

Boss: Are you really sure?

You: Yeah!!! OK tak bos?

Boss: OK, how much?

You: RM338 per person. A one in a lifetime experience, boss!

Boss: OK, alrite! But, can i join you all...

You: (nyampah betul bos ni...nyibuk tak sudah...) <<<--- Sekretari jangan lah cakap macam ni pulak, in fact, kalau bos nak join pun dialu-alukan...

Secretaries' Week Promo

Date: 11, 18 & 25 April 2009 (choose/set a date)
Venue: Sungai Selangor/Selangor Dam (Grade 4)
Fee: RM338/person (including transport, BBQ lunch, insurance, goodie bag, river snacks, souvenir for "Dare-Devil" Secretaries, "Secretaries-in-action" photos)
Interested, call us: Bro.Izni HP:019-3849691 OR email me tajudinms@gmail.com.
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Visit also http://raftingselangor180.myadventurehost.com/ and here http://photos.myadventurehost.com/

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Read also HERE and HERE.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Pertandingan Mop Lantai Peringkat Antarabangsa

Semalam, Hanif tengok TV rancangan sukan CURLING (sila klik).
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Dia tanya --- abah, Sukan Curling ni dalam Bahasa Malaysia, apa dia?
Saya --- (berfikir) rasanya tak de lagi sukan ni kat Malaysia, tak tau lah diorang translate apa...
Hanif --- nampak macam mop lantai je...
Saya --- ye la kot, pertandingan Sukan Mop Lantai.
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Apa macam Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka (DBP)? Setuju tak dengan terjemahan ni....

Gambar pertandingan Curling

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Don't "Talk" To Strangers -- Alert & Careful

(Received a few emails from a friend and her SJ Alert Group which i must blog. Target area - Subang Jaya, Subang Jaya and Subang Jaya)
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My office situated in USJ 9 was visited by an Indian man who prentended to be a staff fr the landlord office.
The Indian man approched my staff to check the laminated floor warranty and condition of the office. The main door was left open without my staff realised it. As my staff accompany the man to check around, the partner came in and took away 2 notebooks and a handphone.
The incident happened very fast. This can be prevented if the staff use his common sense, be more alert and careful.
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A similar episod happened in a SS19 office last year. 2 Indians came to my client's office with a very big box. They knew he was not in and told his secretarythat they are from a cargo company and that the boss had informed them to place this very valuable packagein his room. The secretary opened the boss room and while they were in, one of they gave her a delivery order form to chop & Sign. ** Her Mistake : She should have called her Boss and checked **** As she walked out to her table to chop and sign, they quickly grabbed her boss's Apple computer worth Rm7000/- and a few expensive items on his table and walked out cooly. Later in the afternoon, when her boss returned, she informed him about the box and than realised that they were thieves and took note of the missing items from her boss. Advise : Tell your staff,maid or family members, never to allow strangers into your house or office, he can be from TNB or Telekom , don't open the door until you are sure of them. Call the police if they insist on coming in. This modus operandi has been used many times and gullible people had been fooled.
B - SMART, B - ALERT, B - SAFE
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Talk about the incident of the loss of notebook, this incident happened last year in my area where I am working in Klang, Bukit Raja Estate. Seems that the photostating so called "technician" came during lunch time to do servicing at several offices around the area and several laptops were loss during the lunch time when they came as all the Managers room were open during the lunch time and no office staff were around. So beware......
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The next time you witness something like this happening in your office, immediately call the Police.
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Read also Malay Mail HERE

Carpet cleaners’ empty office of laptops By TEOH EL SEN March 12, 2009

THREE men cleaned up an office in Kelana Jaya of eight laptops during lunch hour last Friday, after conning their way in as carpet cleaners.
A source told Malay Mail that the three, whose actions were later seen on CCTV footage (see sequence pictures), simply walked into the office building in Plaza Kelana Jaya, Petaling Jaya, and stayed for more than two hours before making their move.
“They introduced themselves at the office building as carpet cleaners hired by the boss. A receptionist called the human resource unit to get confirmation but was told otherwise.
“She then asked them to leave.
However, after that, they went down to another floor of the same office and told the staff there thatHR had sent them to clean the carpets,” said the source.
This time they managed to gain entry.
The three later cleaned the carpets until lunchtime when all the employees left, except for one.
The thieves then told the last worker that the cleansing chemical smelt bad and requested the employee to leave the room accompanied by one of the accomplices.
Moving quickly, the other two then took all eight laptops in five minutes.
According to sources, on the same day, another commercial building in PJ was hit in the same manner, with five laptops among other valuable items stolen from the office.
Petaling Jaya district police chief ACP Arjunaidi Mohamed said there had been several similar cases in the district and police had made arrests before.
It is understood that areas in Subang, Petaling Jaya and Kelana Jaya have been hit by the same gang or one with a similar modus operandi.
On Feb 14, China Press reported that three men, believed to be from the same gang, had gone into an office in Subang, claiming to be there to repair the airconditioner.
They convinced the employees to leave the office, saying the air-con was releasing poisonous gas, and stole seven laptops.


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Reminds me to DIO - Don't Talk To Strangers --- (after filtered)
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Don't talk to strangers
Cause they're only there to do you harm
Don't write in starlight
'Cause the words may come out real
Don't hide in doorways
You may find the key that opens up your soul
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Don't smell the flowers
They're an evil drug to make you loose your mind
Don't dream of women
'Cause they'll only bring you down
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I'm danger, I'm the stranger
And I, I'm darkness, I'm anger, I'm pain I am master
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Don't talk, don't let 'em inside your mind
Run away, run away, girl
No, no, no don't let them in your mind
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You may stumble and you're sure to fall
Don't write in starlight
'Cause the words may come out real
Don't talk to strangers
'Cause they're only there to make you sad
Don't dream of women
'Cause they'll only bring you down
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Thursday, March 19, 2009

projek tanam anggur (bukan menganggur)

Dunia Dagang selain daripada memfokus tanaman fertigasi/khidmat nasihat dan pembekalan item berkaitan, juga terlibat dalam penjualan anak benih daripada anak cili pelbagai variety, terung, rock melon, tomato,pokok anggur (hijau), pokok markisa sehinggalah pelbagai anak pokok tanaman herba seperti kunyit, pudina,lengkuas, misai kucing, pecah lemak, selom, kesum, pegaga, basil, selasih, serai wangi/paha (makan), kaduk, temu lawak, lemuni, bakawali etc.
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Ianya untuk tanaman di ladang/pilot-project/agrotourism ataupun untuk lanskap/hiasan di laman rumah atau hobi, ikutlah minat masing-masing.


Anak pokok anggur (grape) dijual pada harga RM20/pokok jika membeli cuma sepokok. Jika beli lebih daripada 10, harganya ialah RM17/pokok. Jika membeli lebih daripada 20, kami jual RM14/pokok.


Pokok selasih.
Pokok pudina.
Pokok Markisa
Temu lawak
Misai kucing
Kunyit dalam bekas hiasan /planter
Hubungi/email saya jika berminat.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

dan berleluasalah PENUMBUK RUSUK -- (sajak)

DAN BERLELUASALAH PENUMBUK RUSUK
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Mukanya nampak baik tapi sebenarnya bermuka-muka
Matanya nampak cantik tapi diperhati mata-mata
Telinganya kecil tapi sebenarnya menelinga
Tapak tangannya kecil tapi nyiru ditadahnya
Atas mejanya bersih
Tapi akaun di bank dibentang seluas-luasnya
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Bila dosa tidak diendah
Bila mata berlambang duitan
Bila senyum telah berbalas
Bila bahu telah ditepuk
Bila tangan telah dipegang
Bila jari telah menggengam
Bila ongkos berpindah tangan
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Jiwa menjadi tidak keruan
Isi daging mulai membusuk
Anak menjadi semberono
Isteri hilang pedoman
Rezeki tiada bersumber
Rumahtangga entah ke mana
Masyarakat rosak hancur
Negara porak peranda
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Kuasa menjadi penentu
Hidup dalam kerisauan
Baik di depan, buntut berkudis
Perut bernanah, manusia terhimpit
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Yang menumbuk dan yang ditumbuk rusuknya
Jemputlah semua menghadap Ilahi
Kerana sesungguhnya Tuhan Maha Mengetahui
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-tajmosa-
(rasuah, pelincir, duit kocek/poket, duit kopi, al-risywah, makan suap, komisyen, bribe, sogok, corruption, berselingkuh, politik wang)
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update 19/3 -- rasuah menurut Islam, klik SINI. rasuah menurut undang-undang, klik SINI.

Monday, March 16, 2009

...do not SELL-FISH

(4 for me & 1 for you)
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Sin or we have not sinned for failing to perform the fardhu kifayah? depa buat kita tak payah - longtime slogan heard during schooldays/childhood. Actually, what is fardhu ain and what is fardhu kifayah and those things yang tak payah-tak payah tu? Will Allah give us a place in Heaven despite our failures to upgrade/develop/hold/help our community.
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Ustaz Wan Adam during his tazkirah tonite asked Jamaah to ponder -- there are 3 categories in our society. First group is Amal-ma'ruf-nahi-munkar people. Second, people who are Amal-ma'ruf but never do nahi-munkar. Thirdly, those munkar people, they do things forbidden by Allah s.w.t. In giving advice to the third, never leave that to Imam/Ustaz alone or to other people/authority to solve/give solutions. We are also responsible and answerable to what is happening around us especially to our family. Be part of it, get involved.
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Of course, we have to uphold and focus on the performance of fardhu ain (for ourselves). But, Islam does not teach us to be selfish. Don't say that as long as i OK, i dah solat puasa zakat haji, cukup la, i nak duduk masjid je...masalah/maksiat depa den maleh lah nak pikior... How can we just concentrating to perform self-duty & gain pahala for us alone and avoid/ignore duties to the Muslim community...
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So, friends/readers, never ignore fardhu kifayah, never, eventhough you perform your fardhu ain religously.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Rafting lagi... @ Sungai Slim

Sekali lagi citer bab rafting. Just came back from Ulu Slim, Pos Bersih (Penempatan Orang Asli) --- wiki HERE (atas tengah). Pos Bersih terletak 45 minit ++ naik kereta dari Proton City, Tanjung Malim & Institut Tanah dan Ukur Negara (INSTUN). Kali ini bersama dengan a group of SIRIM management and staffs.
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Kali ini bawak budak-budak & famili (bior depa berkubang cuti sekolah ni...). Share sebahagian gambo...

Hanif & cousins tengah test walkie-talkie, makan di Kedai Mamak sebelah Kedai Yik Mun, Tanjung Malim.

Bro. cousins yang turut serta together with family.
Transfer from base camp ke kampung Orang Asli. Kereta & bas sehingga setakat ini sahaja, lepas tu kena naik lori cum bas ni @ 4-wheel drive (4WD) yang disediakan. Best naik ni, macam naik kuda...dalam 15 minit - 30 minit, kita akan tiba Pos Bersih atau tempat bermula rafting point.
Di base camp ada kolam air panas (104 degree celsius). Hottest in ASIA dan ke-3 panas di dunia. Setakat kolam air panas di Pedas @ Sg. Klah Hot Spring @ Hulu Langat - jauh sangat bezanya...
Keliling view/pemandangan/panorama, peh cantik...
Pak Rak yang sudi saya ambil gambo nya, yang lain-lain, malu-malu alah...hisap rokok jenama ASTRO (tak pernah dengo pun brand tu...). Bila saya tanya kat rumah ada ASTRO tak? Dia tak paham, baru saya ingat rumah dioarang mana ada elektrik...
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Apa punya soalan la...

Iguana. Haiwan yang banyak di sekitar tempat khemah. Kalau nak, boleh kita borong dari Orang ASli tu, jual kat Kuala Lumpur kah kah kah...

Ini bukan pokok lada hitam/buah kopi... macam je...
Pokok pisang hutan pun banyak dan cantik-cantik
OK. Ini kolam renang Orang Asli dari KL/Subang Jaya (he he he). Ini sungai cabang. Sungai utama yang diguna untuk rafting ialah di sebelah atas. Ulu Slim tidak banyak batu besar tidak seperti di Kuala Kubu Baru, tetapi airnya deras. Kalau salah raft boleh terbalik/tenggelam.

Hanif (t-shirt putih and cousins)
Rating equipment helmet - sapa kepala keras macam batu sekalipun kena pakai jugak bila raft...kalau tak, tak dapek den nak nolong...

Life jackets
Pemerhati (observer) -- cuma tengok je...tak mengacau


Oars - pendayung. Sorang pilih satu, ikut warna yang anda suka...
Crew. Saya ada habaq dulu, Kebanyakan depa adalah Orang Asli Tempatan. Di Ulu Slim, crew terdiri dari Kaum Semai. Depa memang kuat, kuat betul...memang betul-betul kuat... Bos SIRIM yang pi pun kata macam tu... saya setuju... Satu lagi, diaorang ni humble, pemalu dan mendengar cakap. Bahasa orang Asli berbeza antara Semai, Senoi, Jakun, Sakai, Temiar bahkan depa pun tak paham antara satu sama lain, nak tau lanjut --- rajin-rajin dengar Radio Asyik. Posting lain nanti, kalau ada masa saya cerita pasal Orang Asli ni lebih lanjut...
Lia & Miza, join sekali mengikuti praktikal dari Kolej Komuniti Banting. So, kira lulus la...
Geng SIRIM yang terlibat dalam rafting, tengah pulun. Lapaq wooo lepas 3 jam dalam sungai...gambar ini di Khemah Makan Pos Bersih. Lauk pulak sedap, stail kampung habis...Team SIRIM ini juga menyampaikan sumbangan barang/mainan kepada Orang Asli & anak-anak mereka.
Anak-anak Orang Asli tunjuk skil terjun somersault. Yang baju putih kanan tu anak saya...


Birthday celebration @ the jungle... kira OK la tu...
Gambar di base camp, nampak deratan kereta yang kena tinggal kat situ.
Boleh masak telur. Bahkan air tu boleh buat teh tarik...Memang panas...Tapi heran, pasal ada spesis ikan haruan & ikan keli boleh hidup dalam tasik air panas tu...
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OK la ye, harap Officer-in-charge Tarmizi dan semua pengurusan/kakitangan SIRIM (Shah Alam/Kulim) gembira/enjoy dengan sesi rafting ini. Jangan serik!!! Ada masa boleh pi Grik/Temenggor pulak...
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(Harap maklum, gambar depa rafting - SIRIM Team-in-action - tidak ditunjuk di blog ini, kerana eksklusif untuk team itu)
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Those interested to participate/join this outdoor activity ie rafting, please email us @ read HERE.